Hey I'm Stevie and I'm 20, from New Zealand, born and raised. I love my country. I'm an xxboy c: My T date is the 05/08/13 and I had top surgery on 22/05/14. I work full time. I have so many weird tattoos and piercings. I play music. I have a personal too, you can ask for it if you want. This is my blog. It's full of my shit. Enjoy 😎

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heckacute:

Farts are just the food you ate whispering “Goodbye.” 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

bearlovesrugby:

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

Just because.

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: sizvideos)

my phone shat itself trying to update to ios8 and now it’s factory reset I don’t have any contacts or photos and I need to restore it from icloud but I can’t connect to the internet for some stupid reason I’M SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW

:c

Oh shit I nearly shat the bed I just so happened to wake up just as lightning struck above my house and the loudest thunder I’ve ever heard boomed above my head holy shit.

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

I saw the scariest thing at work the other day.

I saw the scariest thing at work the other day.

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

(Source: zobb)

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