Farts are just the food you ate whispering “Goodbye.”
Mud + Pup = True happiness.
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
my phone shat itself trying to update to ios8 and now it’s factory reset I don’t have any contacts or photos and I need to restore it from icloud but I can’t connect to the internet for some stupid reason I’M SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW
Oh shit I nearly shat the bed I just so happened to wake up just as lightning struck above my house and the loudest thunder I’ve ever heard boomed above my head holy shit.
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.